I’m sure Project Runway has something to do with this, but Briter went out today and came back wearing a new pair of leather pants. Somehow The B-Man and I weren’t all that surprised; we were just happy they had the seat still in them.

He insisted on calling them his “astronaut pants” because they made his butt look out of this world. Only he didn’t use the word “butt.” I think he’s learning a lot of potty language from that show.