Briter could not have been more excited about last night’s Project Runway. The challange was to create an original design using recycled materials. They went to a huge warehouse full of this type of managed waste. Briter almost wet his little monkey leather pants when he saw it. Apparently, it looks just like Japanese Monkey Heaven.

After the show was over, Briter disappeared and returned later in a new outfit created entirely from recycled items he found in the bathroom. A single item. A toilet roll tube. The B-Man thinks he just didn’t understand the difference between “recycled materials” and “trash.” I think Briter was just looking for an excuse to throw the entire contents of the bathroom trashcan around the place–which is kind of unfortunate since he just got over a cold from our trip to Milwaukee. Snotty tiny monkey tissues everywhere.

Project Runway is making my life miserable.