Briter had been reading the Burning Man 2006 survival guide, required reading for all participants. He saw something about the “mutant” vehicles they will have there and started asking a lot of questions. I don’t think I explained it so good because now he says he wants to go to Burning Man dressed as a mutant.

His first choice would be the Mutant Beast recently discovered up in Maine. His second choice would be the cat with the gold-fanged teeth.

The B-Man’s choice is there is no way Briter is going to Burning Man.

Good thing I’ve scheduled the carpets to be cleaned after we get back!