From All Headline News:

“A 45-year-old Polish man is now the subject of a nationwide manhunt by the Polish police after he was charged for farting loudly in response to his sentiment about the president.”

Get this: the president wasn’t anywhere around when he farted! The guy was talking about the president and he farted and police officers arrested him for “contempt for the office of the head of state.”

So far, this Administration has not outlawed farting as a political discourse, but just in case it happens, I suggest the next time you pass gas, say loudly and proudly, “That one’s for you, George!”

Enjoy expressing your constitutional right to free speech in this special way while it’s still legal!

Addendum: Interpol’s been called. It’s an international fartermanhunt!